Out of the mouths of babes…

So Maia periodically comes out with things that just catch us off guard. Here's the list so far,

Her saying	Translation
Broken Moon	Half Moon
Leaf Fish	Skate (at the Monterey Aquarium)
Bumbo	Dumbo (the Elephant)
Coughing in the Potty	Morning Sickness
This tastes like the cream that goes on my bottom	Sour Cream (which she liked, btw. We assume she meant looks like
Fascinate the video	Fast Forward the video
Breast Band	Bra
I can't cut all your hair because then you wouldn't be a Daddy. You'd be a Mike.	No translation necessary